I went shopping today for a few things we needed. I went to K-Mart even though I hate shopping there, what with the 4 foot wide aisles (Same reason I don't shop at older Krogers/IGAs) but they were close and had what I needed. It is usually not an issue, as everyone takes turns pushing their carts past one another in the tiny aisles. I was heading back to the back of the store as a obese lady on one of those motorized carts comes out of an aisle. Instead of backing up, she sits there and stares at me. This normally would not be an issue, but her ass plus the cart takes up the whole aisle, I cannot squeeze by her without hitting her. I back my cart up by 4 feet, turn left and go completely around her... "Sorry honey.." Yeah, I bet you are.
Whatever. At Biggs now to finish up my rainy day excursion outside. I am in the soup aisle, standing on my tippy toes to reach the golden mushroom soup I need for my Thanksgiving meal with my mom this weekend. A fat guy rolls by me on a cart and says "Not everyone can reach that high"
What the hell? Why did you say that to me? To get pity? You are a fat guy that is either too lazy to walk, or so fat it hurts your knees to walk. Either way, it wasn't some random unfair thing that happened to you.
Needless to say, I gave him an unblinking look and went back to ruffling through my coupons. No pity for you, get your asses out of the carts.
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